We, the members in good standing of the Men's Do Nothing Club of Ocean Park, were dismayed to see an article in the Chinook Observer advocating doing something. We would have objected sooner if it had not taken so long to find a non-member to write this disclaimer.
The offending members were properly chastised.
We, the members in good standing, regret this blatant violation of our basic principles. As always we attempt to do nothing, but encourage others to keep our roadsides clean.
Members of DNC in Good Standing