There is nothing like having your heinie belted by the Washington State Highway patrolman for a seatbelt violation not 10 days after being thrown on the mercy of the court by the same officer for sins related to clerical-computer-errors.

I was just beginning to feel like a human being thanks to the magnanimousness of the court. I was looking forward to energy assistance and a small paycheck for nude modeling at CCC, and ready to buy 2005 tags, when the red fender of my car must have struck a familiar chord with the officer who makes McDonald's his station.

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